Please Don't Vote for a Republican

If you haven't heard yet, some right-wing assclown in Florida has put up a billboard featuring the burning Twin Towers with the message "Please Don't Vote for a Democrat" over it. I don't want to give this sickening pile of shit any free press, but here's the article about it at CNN: 9/11 billboard draws flak. Pretty disgusting, isn't it?

Has this moron forgotten the fact that 9/11 happened under a Republican president and a Republican-controlled congress? Has he forgotten the fact that for months leading up to the attacks, the administration had been receiving memos titled "Osama bin Laden determined to attack within the United States," and the information about suspicious men in flight schools who claim they did not need to know how to land a plane? No, he's probably just another fear-mongering Republican lapdog that thinks if Al Gore were president, we'd all be bowing our heads to Emperor bin Laden.

I could go down the list and show us all how we've become less safe under the Bush administration, but why even bother? People that buy into a billboard like the one in question aren't exactly going to be the type to wrap their feeble little brains around those pesky little things called facts, so I figure I'll speak to them in a language they can understand. Here are my campaign billboards - Please don't vote for a Republican:

But Jesus totally digs the Apocalypse!


Smog? Don't be silly - those are Freedom Clouds!


Yeah, but aren't Big Brothers totally cool?!


"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job!"


Freedom of Speech isn't free!


And last, but certainly not least...

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